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The Original "MOSSAD" Virus as
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There seems to be a new epidemic spreading in the Arab world and scientists in the Middle East have now identified it as CIPS (Camel Induced Paranoid Schizophrenia). CIPS apparently was first detected in Egypt where the first symptoms of the disease appeared in the form of tourist attacking sharks. From Egypt it moved to Saudi Arabia where it mutated into a vulture which the Saudi Intelligence services arrested immediately. After a long interrogation they concluded, along with the SCDC (Saudi Centre for Disease Control), that the vulture was a mutation of an Israeli virus called Mossad which apparently, according to Arab Intelligence, can stay dormant for many years before it develops into a full blown CIPS. The latest case of this deadly and as of yet uncontrollable disease, has apparently shown up in Lebanon. The Lebanese news agency, A-Safir who first broke the story said that CIPS, has once again, mutated into a new but well known disease called Polio. Polio, like the previous cases has a distinct marker that connects it to the same Israeli "Mossad" virus which first hit the Egyptian tourists resorts and the vulture case in Saudi Arabia. For more on the story go to the link below.
http://www.jpost.com/Headlines/Article.aspx?id=204453
Now I know what you are thinking….What The Fuck…are these people for real or has something genetic gone totally wrong and we are now bearing witness to its infectious and uncontrollable spread in the Arab Islamic world? The UN CFSID (Center for the Studies of Infectious Diseases) and the WHO are meeting in an Emergency session to see what can be done to stop the spread of CIPS in the hope they can at least hold it from spreading into the European continent and beyond. God knows Europe and the world have enough problems trying to eradicate the other deadly virus that spread westwards from the same general area…called Jihadism.
Again this is not News…its Global Health concerns!
Signing off…Dr. Politikong.
LMFAO!!! And THESE are the people who are gaining influence and control over Africa, the Middle East and as of late, Europ and North America??!!
ReplyDeleteThey make conspiracy theorists in the USA seem sane (lol).
I don't know whether it's a genetic flaw associated with Arabs, Egyptians and Persians, or just the barbaric religion they follow that renders them so illogical. What I do know is their irrationality and, let's be blunt, stupidity, is spreading across the world like a plague.
Where's Nietzsche now to see his theories proven?!?
A
Toronto
Fuck off A. I guess A stands for asshole? Obvisly your one of those Islamofobic guys who hate Mouslims.
ReplyDeleteI'm not islamophobic and yes I do hate muslims.
ReplyDeleteA is for Infidel!!!
i cant fucking stop laughing. What a waste of talent. I am a follower now DP
ReplyDeleteGo A. We should start treating them all like they treat us. The seventh crusade is about to begin.
ReplyDeleteA Christian who just about had it with Muslims. Tell me where to sign up!
Anonymous 145pm...
ReplyDeleteThank you for expressing your support of my views. I find that in Western civilized societies the freedom of expression of non "minority" groups has been paralyzed by political correctness and the unfair characterization of the opinions of those individualsas bigoted, intolerant and not reflective of Western values.
That stated, we accept the disdain and prejudices from said "minorities" of Western society, culture and ideology society, Not only do we accept it, but we allow their venomous hatred and poor behvious toward us to be rationalized. Furthermore, we continue efforts to appease them by complying with the demands of their special interest groups which intend only to assert their social, cultural and religious practices in the Western world. If we do not comply, we are charged with discrimination and violation of constitutional rights.
These muslim populations have learned how to manipulate the constitutions of democratized nations to their advantage and are progressively moulding our behaviour, thought and lifestyle to be compatible with those dictated under their oppressive religion.
I will not tolerate a group of people who villify and attempt to destroy everything we have fought to achieve in terms liberties.
For the record, I accept people of all races,sex, sexual orientation,ethnicity and creed...EXCEPT Muslims.
A
Are you fucking with us Politikong? Do you expect us to believe the mossad virus may spread? Are the scientist working on a vaccine yet? bmal good one man you should be a stand up comedian lol
ReplyDeleteJapour
KY
all i can say is ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you fucking kill me monkey. You almost had me believing it the first paragrph bmal
ReplyDeleteJoe "Bubba"
My favourite is the pic of the vulcher accompanying the story hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWhat's insane is that your article is based on actual news stories!!!!!
What the fuck? This is a new way to present news. I love it. I love the acronyms you come up with monkey. Love it love it. I am sending this to all my friends. You made my day man thank you.
ReplyDeleteCarl C.
SF. CA
sure idiots go ahead and make fun of the Arabs. See what happens when we stop giving you oil. your stupid country will collapse as an economy and as a society.
ReplyDeleteYou'll stop giving us oil? Wow. Well, then we'll stop sending your ass-backwards countries billions of dolaars in foreign aid, will withdraw military support from countries like Kuwait that would otherwise be overtaken by other nutty arab countries, we'll stop exporting technology and stop letting you twats emigrate into our countries across europe and north america. Then you camel-jockeys can live amongst your own degenerate race practising your own "religion" smoking hookas and talking about your superiority. You're not to blame though. Limited development can be expected by people who live in giant litter boxes.
ReplyDeleteNah. You've got all wrong about the litter boxes. Haven't you paid attention to the article?? Arabs are intellectually stunted because of MOSSAD!!!
ReplyDeleteThose Israeli's are directly responsible for all the misery,poverty, illiteracy, incompetence and inadequacy observed in the middle east. It's part of their Zionist plan - lmfao!!
Well, as far as stopping the oil flow here is a news flash for you.
ReplyDeleteMOST of USA oil imports come from our Canadian friends. They can increase any loses from camel countries. Europe can very easily replace their imports from Russia.
BUT! In retaliation we stop sending you food, cars, technologies and all foreign and military aid. Given the fact that you only export oil and import everything else you will have to go back to eating flat breads and dates and drinking camel urine for water. Donkey and camel travel will once again become your main mode of transportation and eventually as beef becomes harder and harder to find I guess pork wont sound so bad after all. Who knows you may even develop a taste for it since you are such close relatives to it.
These comments are amazing!! Ever stop to wonder how they can't afford clothing and hang out in the same dirty pair of long-dress pyjammas all year long, but they run around the desert with AK47's and other weaponry? Any idea how hilarious that visual is to see???!!!
ReplyDeleteBmal
BMAL.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the visual lol. It's now embeded in my head for the rest of the year
Bmal-2
Lol...let the ridiculous sound of their shrill warrior call entertain you too..."Lalalalala lalalalalala...lalalalla"
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha
Soon enough you are all going to be kissing the Koran and praying to Allah and his Prophet.
ReplyDeleteMohamed
FL
You better cling on to that holy book of yours mohammed, and pray that the pig fucking prophet you chose to devote yourself too is there to receive you in paradise when you and your kind are eradicated from this earth...
ReplyDeleteOink oink
We will make you eat camel foreskin before we eat pork infidels. You will bow down like the dogs you are
ReplyDeleteAnd there you have it folks...the real face of islam.
ReplyDeleteSo habibi, from your personal experience, how does camel foreskin taste??
As they say in Holland the only thing worst than a Muslim is another Muslim. The thing I love about these "peace loving" people is that it doesn't take much to push them into showing their real faces. Anyone still care to tell me that these are kind peaceful and tolerant people? To me they are like every other common criminal. The only time criminals are peaceful is when they are laying in a casket.
ReplyDeleteAmericans need to wake up or pay the price.
A concerned citizen from Georgia
You Americans are not just Islamophobic, you are scared of your own shadows. U are driven by greed and self-indulgence, you are drowning in debt and sinking in the abyss of sin. You are all going straight to hell and you know it. Those who repent and convert to Islam will be saved. The rest of you good greetings.
ReplyDeleteand i thought jon stewart was a sarcastic sob of a satirist. I say he has some competition in the name of Dr.P. Love it.
ReplyDeletealso i think we should put all these people who want to do us harm on a boat and send them back to camel land
Carl from FL
Let's be clear. No one is afraid of islam...we reject it and all it represents. Therefore, the term "islamophobic" is inaccurate. Further to this, the issue we have is with mislims forcing their religion onto us. If we want to convert to any religion, we have the freedom to do so and we will. However, we will not be intimidated and threatened into believing a religion and following a god we don't believe exists. And it's not your place as muslims to judge that or interfere in any way, as that is God's role. If we chose the wrong God, then we will be punished by Him, not some misguided zealots who think raping, maiming and murderning is the path to God.
ReplyDeleteSarah
AZ
All you need to do is search "muslims attck ___" and you will find more than enough articles to support Sarah's comment. Here is just one of the links to get you all started. And to you muslims, this behaviour is not considered a sin by your god?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.persecution.net/pk-2010-06-24b.htm
and here is a link to an article about a 2yr old victim of muslim criminals, acting in the name of their God.
ReplyDeletehttp://winteryknight.wordpress.com/2010/01/04/pakistani-muslim-raped-two-year-old-daughter-of-christian-man/
this is what countries can expect eventually from their muslim populations
On a serious note I think we should round up all Muslim believers compansate them for their properties and investments, put them on planes and boats and sent them back to their choice of Muslim country. No disrespect intented here but I am sure they know as well as we do that Islamic culture and Western culture just don't mix well. They are not welcomed in the west any more than we would be welcomed in the Middle East. I think they have the right to pursue and practice their religious and social culture. I just don't think the west is a good place for them. So please go back to your native lands before things get ugly for all concerned.
ReplyDeleteJoshua
NJ
fucking unbelievable. That's all I have to say. The funniest piece of satire I have ever seen. This belongs on the Joh Stewart show bmal.Very tricky kong. You almost had me. Love it.
ReplyDeleteSan Fran
THE JEWS bad people because:
ReplyDelete1. They are highly educated
2. They work hard
3. They are wealthy
4. They are very smart
5. Are driven
6. Give more to charities than any
other ethnic group in the world.
7. They are family oriented
8. They don't kill people because
they are not Jews
9. They have been persecuted by
the Babylonians, the Egyptians,
The Romans, the Spaniards, the
Germans, the Russians, and every fucking tom, dick and harry who wants to blame his or her inadequacies,demises, follies and personal failures and problems on the Jews. Yea we are bad people. We blow up churches and decapitated hostages. We kill women for expressing their views and we preach jihadism to our children. Is there anything else we haven't been blamed for yet? Please feel free WE are used to it. But you know what WE are here to stay. So suck it up and move on because we can defend ourselves against anyone. Like Monahem Begin said "Never Again"
Anonymous 3;16pm...
ReplyDeleteI think you misunderstood Dr PK's article. It's actually mocking tha arabs and muslims for always blaming the Irsraelis, Mossad and Jews for all their misfortunes. If you read the piece again, I think you'll find it humorous in it's facetious attacks against the egyptioans, saudi arabians and lebanese.
Peace
anonymous 4:05
ReplyDeleteOh believe me I understood it just fine. And I appreciate DP's point and sarcasm. What DP is saying so eloquently (lol) and sarcastically, is precisely what I am saying. That the Jews whether in Israel or abroad will be blamed for everything bad under the sun. Thanks for the support though.
My favorite gorilla you have a way with words. I was on the floor. I wonder if the Arabs got it. I don't see too much reaction from them. Thank you for the laughs.
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