April 2nd 2009 was the final race for the International Moronity Cup.
The two finalists, from a group of two, were Bill O'Reilly and my personal favorite, Ruuuuuuuush Limbaugh. Yes, I had all my money on Rush as he is the defending true champion and Internationally recognized King of Verbal Diarrhea. A man whose intellectual credentials and social skills extend from the bottom of the toilet all the way to the gates of hell. He is said to be the only human (or sort of human), to have direct access, AND, is on first name basis with Lou. Lou of course, first gained international notoriety as the fashion designer who gave us the red robes and the head horns as Halloween costumes just after the CREATION! Yes yes, I am talking about Mr. Cifer- Mr. Lou-cifer. THE SATAN himself.
Making a long story short, the competition between O'Reilly and Rush was extremely close, but at the end, my man Rush did not let me down. He won by a few lengths. What put the race out of reach for O'Reilly, was a comment made by Limbaugh about the Prime Minister of England, 200 yards before the finish line.
Said Limbaugh: "The slobbering, the slobbering, this guy folks--- I'm telling you. If he keeps this up throughout the G-20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it." Can you believe it? My man! ….Rush Limbaugh does it again. When it comes to sticking one’s foot in one’s mouth…nobody can do it like my man Rush. Around the world he is known as Rush “foot in mouth finger in ass” Limbaugh. What a MAN!
Is there any wonder why this fucking moronic horse's ASS makes so much money to be stupid? He, as well as O’Reilly, have become everyone’s comic and constipational relief! Especially for those millions of extreme right wing bible belt "bend over" annal retentive conservative bastards, whose only social functions is to stick each other's nose up each other's ass.
So to show my gratitude to those of you who follow my blog, here are a few links to make MY point and provide YOU with some entertainment. There are hundreds of these on youtube!
Have Fun.
This again is not news...It's Jungle Politics
From the Desk of Dr. Politikong...Over and Out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Ef739Vlkg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy5sx_8O22Q&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL2c2oOvaN8&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtTnVzaTK2c
The two finalists, from a group of two, were Bill O'Reilly and my personal favorite, Ruuuuuuuush Limbaugh. Yes, I had all my money on Rush as he is the defending true champion and Internationally recognized King of Verbal Diarrhea. A man whose intellectual credentials and social skills extend from the bottom of the toilet all the way to the gates of hell. He is said to be the only human (or sort of human), to have direct access, AND, is on first name basis with Lou. Lou of course, first gained international notoriety as the fashion designer who gave us the red robes and the head horns as Halloween costumes just after the CREATION! Yes yes, I am talking about Mr. Cifer- Mr. Lou-cifer. THE SATAN himself.
Making a long story short, the competition between O'Reilly and Rush was extremely close, but at the end, my man Rush did not let me down. He won by a few lengths. What put the race out of reach for O'Reilly, was a comment made by Limbaugh about the Prime Minister of England, 200 yards before the finish line.
Said Limbaugh: "The slobbering, the slobbering, this guy folks--- I'm telling you. If he keeps this up throughout the G-20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it." Can you believe it? My man! ….Rush Limbaugh does it again. When it comes to sticking one’s foot in one’s mouth…nobody can do it like my man Rush. Around the world he is known as Rush “foot in mouth finger in ass” Limbaugh. What a MAN!
Is there any wonder why this fucking moronic horse's ASS makes so much money to be stupid? He, as well as O’Reilly, have become everyone’s comic and constipational relief! Especially for those millions of extreme right wing bible belt "bend over" annal retentive conservative bastards, whose only social functions is to stick each other's nose up each other's ass.
So to show my gratitude to those of you who follow my blog, here are a few links to make MY point and provide YOU with some entertainment. There are hundreds of these on youtube!
Have Fun.
This again is not news...It's Jungle Politics
From the Desk of Dr. Politikong...Over and Out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53Ef739Vlkg&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy5sx_8O22Q&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL2c2oOvaN8&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtTnVzaTK2c
Jesus Christ. Who said there are no more true comedians. You kill me kong you really do.
ReplyDeleteRush Limbaugh Junior.
I don't know what is more terrifying to know - that this idiot exists or that he actually has a following of equally stupid individuals who agree with his ass-backwards opinons and ideologies.
ReplyDeleteWhen is this fat fuck going to have a sudden death cardia arrest??
Republicans suck-off each other every Saturday night cause no one else will lol
I take it the bananna in the pic represents Rush and the pear and the strawberry represent intelligence and sophistiaction???
ReplyDeleteThanks for another great blog Kong
lol lol lol lol lol lol
ReplyDeletethat is all I can say.
Are you sure you can write these things on a public forum like this?
ReplyDeleteI like it.
I was wondering when you will write about Mr. Limbaughs stupid comments. I read your last blog about him and I was waiting for your next one.
ReplyDeleteYou did not disappoint me.
Carlos
Well for those of you who are so against Limbaugh I think you are all over reacting. Limbaugh is Limbaugh. We all know he is the biggest idiot on American airwaves and nobody really gives much credence to what this fool is saying. So I think we should all relax and just ignore him. The only reason I listen to him (sometimes)is precisely because of his idiotic comments. He makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteKathy-Lee
I say we get a petition signed requesting the immediate deportation of Limbaugh to any country he wants other than the USA. Personally I would suggest the Amazon jungle where he can live with his relatives!
ReplyDeletesigned: Rush Limbaugh's mother
Isn't Limbaugh that fat ass who got kicked out of New York a week ago?
ReplyDeleteNice picture. The middle fatty looks just like Rush.
ReplyDeleteYou are a funny dr. kong
Kong, enough about Limbaugh and O'Reilly. Nobody really pays attention to them. What's sitting on top of their necks is a head of lettuce not a head of brains.
ReplyDeleteWhat I like to know is your views on where this society is headed to with all the killings lately?
Looking forward to your comments.
Buffalo NY.
Here are some views on the recent mass killings in the USA. You indiscriminantly register mentally unstable and otherwise retarded individuals (Americans) to own weapons in order not to infringe on your precious rights to bear arms. You then create an environment through your social culture and media that advocates violence and related behaviours. These cannot be controlled by your government due to special interests and the hypocrisy that would be attached to their introducing tighter legislation (how many wars has the USA been a participant in the recent century??).
ReplyDeleteKeep your guns and filth in your country.
Love
Canada
How the fucking hell did a Canadian got on this blog. But then this blog is always about fucking left wing bullshit ideology so you Canadians fit right in. You are all a bunch of commies. Screw you all eskimos.
ReplyDeleteJohn
Austin Texas
I don't understand. You like Mr. Limbaugh or you don't like him. It is not clear from your writing.
ReplyDeleteDear John (Austin Texas):
ReplyDeleteIt is called the "World Wide Web" for a reason you jack-ass. You just prove that the further south the more stupid the mouth.
Yee-Haa!!!!!
Love
Canada
I couldn't believe it. I watched all the links provided on your blog and I could not stop laughing. Man I did not realize how stupid these guys are. You are right about the comic relief monkey. No more laxatives. I am saving those links you provided. Shitting my pants already.hee hee hee hee
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