8 Reasons Why The Republicans Lost!



The Mother Of The T-Party

The Father Of The GOP

Finally the election is over and my predictions have come to pass.  The Republicans got their asses kicked to kingdom come but have yet to understand why. They just don’t get It. They are still befuddled with the results of the election.  That’s the nature of the little bastards. They can sit on mount Olympus in victory but they can’t stand the hot coals of hell in defeat. A bunch of arrogant sons of bitches.

Well, as a last gesture of kindness I have decided   to shed some light on the events of Nov. 6^th 2012 to help the Repubics understand their demise.

So here I go GOPs and I hope this helps you. If not…you can always follow Socrates’ example and take some hemlock.

1.       You are - GOPs.  In other words…Grand on image, Old in ideology and Poor in intellect.

2.       You are – Arrogant bastards with too much self-adulation and very little humility.

3.       You are – Racist and sexist misogynous assholes whose habitat is mostly in the southern U.S.A. the birthplace of slavery and human oppression.

4.       You are – Old usuries, whose antiquated ideas of human rights are still contingent on the individual’s skin pigmentation and financial net worth.

5.       You are – A party whose membership relies heavily on old, VERY OLD WHITE men, STUPID SUBMISIVE WHITE women -who preach Biblical morality in public but engage in satanic liberalism in privacy.

6.       You are – A religious bunch whose beliefs and socio-cultural morality can only be compared to those of the Borgias and the Nazi.

7.       You are – A Bible waving, gun touting, moonshine drinking, banjo playing, wife beating, redneck bushwhackers, who think you have god’s private phone # and your place in heaven has been reserved through your banker. You are the 1% whom 99% of Americans love to hate.

8.    And last but not least You Are – THE OFFSPRING of Donald Trump and  Michele Bachmann 

Ouch…..that last one must really hurt. 

That’s why you lost the election…Simple and direct.

 
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Signing Off...Dr. Politikong