Tuesday, April 14, 2009

CNN Breaks the News on “Bo” thus pre-empting its competition BBC, CBS, NBC ABC, FOX who got caught Napping!


The economy is a mess, the banking system is in a toilet twirl, productivity is down the sewer, national debt in the trillions, the deficit in the trillions, unemployment is in the millions and growing. We are fighting a war in Iraq a war in Afghanistan, and a war with pirates. There is a huge oversupply and an equally huge under demand. The housing industry has gone on a one way trip to hell and no one knows how to get it back. Crime is up, suicides are up, divorces are up, gun sales are up- in fact the only things that supplies are down and demand is up- are guns. Personal and corporate bankruptcies are up, the auto industry is about to collapse, the climate is all but fucked up, Hitlers in black robes and white head cups are about to get their hands on nuclear weapons, Somalians have grown their GDP more in the last two weeks than the entire developed world has done in the last 2 years-piracy pays well. The North Korean leadership has now being diagnosed with third stage syphilis (they are all crazy), the Chinese and the Russians are pissing around with our power grid, Pakistanis are sleeping with the Taliban, Afghans are killing their women and daughters so THEY can sleep with the Taliban. Israel may blow up the Iranian nuclear facilities thus causing what may well be the final Middle East war. The planet can go up in smoke or down the black hole (your choice) - without a notice, and what do you think CNN has been reporting ALL goddamn day long? You guessed it. A f…little dog called Bo. Is there any wonder we are in the mess we are in? CNN do you really think the presidential dog deserves so much attention when there are so many serious issues you could be reporting on?

Again, This is not News…It’s Jungle Politics
From the Desk of Dr. Politikong….Over and Out!

11 comments:

  1. LMFAO.

    CNN is more news for entertainment than news for knowledge. I am surprised at the success of the news program as they typically glom onto a few headline catching stories that they report on loop.

    The style of news reporting can be compared to beating a dead horse.

    Keep up the great writing Doc.

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  2. LMFAO I think you are rude and idiotic. A story about a puppy is a good story. Especially now days with all the gloom and doom stories around. You are most likely a man who likes to play war games with your friends. Shame on you. Double shame on you.

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  3. You really are a very negative human being. May God help you!

    Lina
    NY

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  4. OMG you are absolutely right. It's on every channel you click on. What's wrong with us. It's a dog. I couldn't believe the scene at the white house with all the reporters hundreds of them. Waiting to see a dog. And it's not just CNN. It's every where. We need help. We need therapy.

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  5. knowing CNN, they will keep this story going for a few more days and then repeat it again over the weekend. Good point. More important things they can be reporting on.

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  6. Man you don't mess around with your words do you? Very well said!
    I never liked CNN.

    Joe
    Boston
    Note: Join the Tea Party

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  7. when did PETA members start to comment on this blog??

    okay, a lot of negativity in the news lately, but guess what - that is our present reality.

    okay, nice to have a light-hearted story added in here and there, but guess what - it's not worth 24hr news coverage.

    Has CNN released video footage of Bo's first shit on the presidential lawn being scooped up by secret service?

    lol

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  8. I love this blog. I don't know how to rate it. Comedey or serious jurnalism? Haven't decided yet. But please keep on blogging I like it.

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  9. The North Koreans have syphilis man how do you come up with these expressions? You are killing me. Love it.

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  10. I've been following your blog for a long time but this has to be your absolute BEST post EVER.

    I don't know whether to cry or laugh any more.

    If you were writing for the NY Times, you would win the Pulitzer award HANDS DOWN.

    Please keep posting and keep the hope alive that NOT ALL Americans have been dumbed.

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  11. Hoohoo the monkey is back. Let them have man I hate CNN

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